NEWS: Bigfoot Corpse Found? Maybe.
Aug. 18File this one under: more than likely 100% horseshit, two Georgian men have allegedly discovered the dead body of Bigfoot (AKA Sasquatch, AKA Yeti) in a forest in Northern Georgia. After acquiring the carcass of the creature, Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton hooked up with Bigfoot expert Tom Biscardi and the three held a press conference last Friday a mere 45 minutes from OMGHorror.com headquarters in Palo Alto, California. During the conference, DNA evidence was presented, revealing that the remains contained both human and possum DNA. Real? Hoax? Based on the photo below taken of Bigfoot stored in their fridge, I'd say that it looks more like a prop from a bad 70s horror movie than anything that was once alive, but then again, sometimes real corpses look fake/dummy-like... so who knows?
Bigfoot or cheap monkey costume covered in deli meat? You decide!
Go to their website, which looks like it was put together by inbred 11-year olds, for detailed specs on the beast including its weight and measurements.
Comments
Haha, Possum DNA - where's the Frog Baby when we need him? BTW, I vote for deli meat - possibly Kosher.
I smell BS and sausage on thE pic.
i smeel bs too. good thing i brought my boots cause its getting deep
* Blood_Bather
Haha, Possum DNA - where's the Frog Baby when we need him? BTW, I vote for deli meat - possibly Kosher.
Haha.
Frog Baby is real while Big Foot is debatable, and Frog Baby is much more awesome.
Pure BS. That pic looks so fake.
Jesus. Could it look any more hokey. lol
Frog-baby taste like chicken.
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