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Frog Baby's Underrated Pick of the Month: Crawlspace

Apr. 30 7:40 PM by Frog Baby

Damn, I've Seen Better Faces On a Hemorrhoid!

Damn, I've Seen Better Faces On a Hemorrhoid!

My underrated selection for the month of April goes to David Schmoeller's (Puppet Master, Tourist Trap) 1986 film, Crawlspace. Starring the brilliantly menacing Klaus Kinski as Karl Gunther; the son of a Nazi surgeon and superintendent of a tattered apartment building which seems to inhabit only women, the film is a legitimate low budget chiller. You see, he not only rents exclusively to young pretty girls, Gunther has festooned his complex with a batch of odd booby traps and hidden passage ways that all connect to the tunneling inside the heating shafts, or crawlspaces. He worms his way through, voyeuristically leering through tightly slatted peek-holes and narrow vent shafts at his female tenants. He likes to watch them undress. He likes to watch them live. Oh, and of course he likes to watch them die!

Gunther's one seriously twisted, sadistic fuck! He likes to thumb through his father's concentration camp diaries, fervently watching old Hitler propaganda reels while smearing deep red lip stick over his kisser. He's soul devoid, playing Russian roulette quotidian as if akin to brushing his teeth. He keeps a female human captive in a cage, dismembering her tongue and feeding gruel scraps and pencil shavings. He friggin' lurks in the walls, planning his next course of predatory pleasure, all the while frightening his female occupants with a nest of rats he unleashes through the apartments. He dwells in the dark shadows of his lowly attic room, spouting philosophical non-sequiturs at Martha, his mute hostage. He collects eye balls and fingers in formaldehyde-filled mason jars. Homeboy's out there!

Then one day, responding to a vacancy ad, Lori Bancroft (Talia Balsam) decides to take residence in Gunther's disguised hell-house. As soon as she arrives, Gunther takes immediate interest, gives her a little stalk-and-spy treatment before setting out to kill the poor girl. I don't want to give away too much here, so I'll just say Lori has other plans. A subplot develops surrounding a disgruntled brother (Josef Steiner, played by Kenneth Robert Shippy) of one of Gunther's past victims (he disposed of 67 or so bodies while working as a doctor himself in Argentina, back a few years). As Steiner gets closer to Gunther, the sick and psychotic landlord goes postal. He goes berserk. A tight, exciting crescendo culminates with a unique twist on the all too familiar penultimate chase sequence that is seen in damn near every horror film.

The film's deft direction and photography, nuanced pacing, the dark comedy and overall, Klaus Kinski's hypnotic performance is really what makes this flick underrated. It's not a great film, by any measurement. Whether it's even good is debatable (you know where I stand). However, Kinski's work here is irrefutably solid and has a dirty, sleazed-out misogynistic quality that will no doubt stay with you after you've seen it. His soft spoken mannerisms, his lifeless eyes and facial expressions, his eerie line deliveries and slouched physical posturing...it all works!

Top 3 Parts

- A haunting score by highly-esteemed composer Pino Donaggio.

- A disturbing Russian roulette scene where Kinski coats a lone bullet with his own blood.

-The taut, high-paced finale where a lengthy chase takes place through the web of ventilated ducts and crawlspaces. Peep the trailer below!

That's it for me this month, so go find Crawlspace and witness the '80s cheesed out malice of Klaus "the killer" Kinski. Oh, and be sure to check in next month for more underrated horror.

Be sure to also check out Frog Baby's previous underrated picks of the month:
MARCH: Vice Squad
FEBRUARY: Street Trash

Comments

Nice choice Froggie Baby. Klaus Kinski also owns the show as Dracula in Werner Herzog's Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht (1979). Get a gander if you haven't already.

 

Oh this sounds crazy. Never seen Crawlspace and now I plan to. I love these underrated picks. Especially considering they come from a frog baby.

 

Klaus Kinski is the man! I haven't seen any of his horror movies yet but he is a big figure in the spaghetti westerns. If you like a good western you should check him out in "For a Few Dollars More" or in a bigger role in "The Great Silence"! Just be careful with that one because there is a totally unrealistic alternate ending that is both hilarious and illogical.

 

Dude, Il Grande Silenzio is one of the best westerns I've ever seen. Klaus dominates as the villain. The score by Ennio Moricone and the way the whole picture takes place in the snow is flat out staggering! Very good call, sir.

 

I wish you guys would mix this with the monday movie. Every time i read this its a movie i havent seen (but i guess thats the point) and immediatly want to and am to damn broke to go and find it.

 

I've actually never seen Crawlspace either. Great pick Froggy!

 

I rented this many many years ago on VHS. I agree with the review, a decent horror flick if you don't set your expectations too high.

 

Actually B_B its ma'am but thats cool. I really need to buy that movie. It is fantastic!

 

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